Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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