Do vagina's smell?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
