Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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