4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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