I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
she told me i tasted like america
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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