just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I wish I only lived at night.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize