Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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