yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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