awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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