Your dad touched me again.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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