3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
