how hairy? two words: wookie tits
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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