is your mom at the bar?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
