Im at strip club and am horny
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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