So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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