Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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