I bet he comes in French.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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