Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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