she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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