Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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