I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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