Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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