Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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