Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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