so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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