It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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