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foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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