Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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