he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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