Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
They have beer where we have blood.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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