how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
