listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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