The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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