Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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