My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
third nipple confirmed
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
not ubering you a puppy
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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