My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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