That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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