HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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