Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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