i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Even the bartender felt bad for me
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
