You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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