I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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