he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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