what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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