No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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