GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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