they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He had one of those small greek statue penises
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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