The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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