Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
PANTIES FOUND
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