Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
