when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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