Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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