What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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