I wanna bring you to show and tell
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
